Monday, October 13, 2008


Hello, and welcome to my advice blog. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Lisa Marcell. Although, I can't figure out why you're even here if you don't know me. I suppose I can help strangers as well as friends, family and co-workers. I try not to discriminate. (Well...I try to not let people know that I discriminate.)

Over the years I have been asked questions by people seeking my advice in this crazy world. Although I love helping people individually, I wondered if there was a way to help in a broader sense. Obviously, it hit me! I can start an advice blog. I was going to start an advice column, but Dear Abby has that market cornered.

So, here it is! Advice by Lisa Marcell! It's what you've all been waiting for.

Please submit all questions that you need advice on to my email OR comment on this introduction post with your questions. For sensitive material I will safeguard your anonymity. (Although, I may make fun of you)

Every week I will choose a topic that I think applies to many people and I will post it, along with my advice.

Ask away, readers, ask away!


Anonymous said...

Dear Lisa Marcell,
I have a serious problem. I am a happily married woman, and have never looked at or desired another man besides my husband...that is, until he came along. Let's just call him Mack Hower, to protect the innocent. I'm obsessed. I can't sleep, or eat, or think without him coming into my mind. What can I do? My husband is sure to find out. How can I get this erotic terrorist out of my mind?
Loving 24/7 Mack.

Anonymous said...

Dear Lisa Marcell,
I am in desperate need of your advice, you wisest of all sage's. I am flat-out broke, and the holiday season has approached me. I would love to get gifts for my family and friends, but don't know how I will earn the money. I have contemplated entering the "female escort" business, or cooking up Meth from Sufredrin. Which do you think would be the best choice?
Waiting on you,